Apparently, I'm "possessed".

It had to happen one day, right?

I've seen on some of your Facebook statuses--or, is it statusi?--when people have outrightly told you that you, or your partner, are going to Hell. Or, that God Hates Fags. Or, that you've been possessed by female demons, which, as we all know, make you all hot and horny for some man tail. Well, that's what someone just told me.

Now, to protect her identity, I'll change her name. I'll call her Dawn. She's one of my "other mom's" from high school. I remember going over to her home to hang out with my friend Cathy. Cathy and her mom are nice and extremely spiritual people, but I thought they followed too strictly Mormon and Christian ideologies. They were also avid vegans.

The other day, I received a surprise text from Dawn.

DAWN: Andy, this is Cathy's Mom, Dawn. I just heard about a book that I felt I should tell you about. I felt very strongly that I should share this with you and hope that it will be taken in the spirit that it is given. The name of it is "Healing the Inner Self" by Melvin Fish. 


ANDY: Hey! Thanks for the book recommendation! I will definitely have to check it out! For simple curiosity's sake, what prompted you to think of me, haha :) ?


DAWN: Must have been divine intervention! lol


ANDY: Haha great! What better answer than that? :)

DAWN: You have so much to offer and can really be an influence for good, Andy! We really have to help on another these days. You have a good and curious mind and seem to be willing to seek out the truth. That is why I am really excited for you to read that book and then call me to let me know what you think about it. 


Dawn then informed me that she could email me some scanned pages of the book if I was unable to purchase it. I told her that would be great.

Then, then...she proceeded to email me the scanned pages and a written letter.

If you can't read it, it says:

Hey Andy. 


Sorry it took me so long to get this to you. Please accept it with the spirit and love it is being sent with. I saw your website and thought of you when this came my way. Satan really has a way of causing confusion and making truth look like lies and lies look like truth. We have to help each other out in this life anyway we can. So, let me know what you think of this and if you want more info on this book. I'll get it to you. 


I hope all going well for you. Miss your sweet spirit coming around the house with your good laugh winning smile, and fun self. 


Let me know if you just need to talk, you know I will be honest with you. 


Your friend, 

Dawn. 


When I scrolled down to see the rest of the attachment, my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe what I was reading. This had to be a joke. Right?