We were just asked to choose a scene partner for an improve activity in my acting class. It being nearly two weeks into the new semester, I had just about knew who I wanted to work with. And he was walking around looking for a partner.
I extended my arm, spread my fingers and said, "Who wants to be my partner?"
He walked up to me, interlocked his fingers with mine and said, "I'll be your partner."
I nearly choked with excitement. You see, I had thought that this boy was gay. Why? Well, he was good-looking, in theatre, and was single. Naturally, naturally, I thought he played for my team.
We set a time to work with each other. We would meet at his apartment that same night to work on our scene.
On my way there, I was nervous, scared, excited, doubtful, and shameful. I mean, what if he wasn't gay? I would look like a fool.
And...I did. To myself, anyway.
I remember how he brought up his girlfriend from high school, and how he talked about the cuter girls in our acting class.
I could only sit there and smile, thinking to myself, "You've gots a crappy gaydar, my friend. You need to learn how to hone that skill."
So I did. I vowed to never have a broken gaydar again. Since that time, it has never failed. Ever. Except for that one time...but that's another story.
~End Part Two


Yes, because the fact that he had a girlfriend from high school means he simply can't be gay. =)
ReplyDeleteMaybe you just have pre-gaydar. I've always had a gift for identifying them right before they come out.
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