My Dream Partner

Yup. I kinda-sorta stole this idea from Grant. Who's to say what will happen in the future? In a perfect world, my future partner will have these--and other qualities--listed below.

(1) Allow me to watch HGTV all through the week, and then, on Saturday, do a little DIY on our house using one of the ideas that aired.

(2) Laugh at ridiculous things--like myself.

(3) Allow me to watch SouthPark, Simpsons, Family Guy, and other rude, crass and totally immature television.

(4) Kisses me whenever I feel down.

(5) Makes me breakfast.

(6) Lets me make him breakfast more than he makes it for me.

(7) Sings with me in the car, at the top of his lungs to whatever we're listening to--even if we both don't know the lyrics.

(8) Goes on road-trip adventures.

(9) Must be able to handle my current, awesome friends: Katrina, Clarise, Holly, Stephanie, Geoffrey, Tim, Kyle, and others.

(10) Cuddles with me when I am sick and watches--and quotes--"You've Got Mail".

(11) Exercises with me on a daily basis.

(12) Knows how to fix cars...or computers...

(13) Wants me to succeed in whatever future lies ahead of me.

(14) *NOT A REQUIREMENT* Be a ginger. For reals.

(15) And above all, will love me know matter what.

So: Fate, God, Allah, Buddah, or the Giant Spaghetti Monster in the Sky with Thine Noodly Appendages, this is what I wish for. Will I get it?

Only time will tell...