The Life After--Part Six--Jonathan and Friends Part Two

Two of the Shirtless Seven were in the shower together. Sounds of laughter from the bathroom echoed down the hall and entered into my room.

Straight guys shower together, right? I mean, it's like...after foozball practice...right?

The other 5 were in Jonathan's room dancing to Lady Gaga.

Okay. Straight guys DO NOT dance to Lady Gaga. The Shirtless Seven were gay!

I tried to make it look like I was not interested in the impromptu Gay Club that had fabulously appeared in my roommates abode by walking past and forth his door going to the kitchen to get "stuff".

Every time I would walk by, I would slow down and take a peak at the party going on in his room. Jonathan wasn't really participating I noticed. He was laughing, but he seemed...confused about something. His other friends were having a great time.

"Sorry!"

I was pushed forward by a naked man.

Granted, he had a towel around his lower half, but...still.

"No," I managed to spit out. "It's alright."

I ran into my bedroom and shut the door and started to read the scriptures. Whew! That was close, I thought.

It seemed like forever until the Shirtless Seven left. When they did, the house was as quiet as a tomb. I opened my door to see if Jon had left or stayed. I walked by his room and his door was open, but he wasn't there.

I turned to the corner to enter into the living room and WHACK! I was attacked from behind.

Jonathan wrestled me to the ground. I tried to fight back, but...I mean, hey! I was a Glee club member in High School. I had always that that a Full Nelson was an adult movie title and not a part of wrestling.

He pinned me.

"Say 'Uncle'!"

"Uncle," I said.

"Louder!"

"Jon," I laughed. "Get off of me! I can't breathe, you fatty!"

"Fine," he said and rolled over.

I lay there, breathing heavily. "So, who were those guys?"

He cleared his throat. "Just some of my friends."

I hesitated and turned to him and asked, "What kind of friends?"

He smiled. "Just...some friends."

"Okay, cool."

He laughed again and stood up. "I've gotta get to bed. See you tomorrow morning."

I sighed.

"See ya."

~End Part Six