A Talking Penis and Halloween?

So, I was walking in the BYU Bookstore the other day, and I had a mini freak-out. I walked passed this display and my mind immediately read, "Talking Penis".

I wonder what Freud would have to say about that...


And, I'm having Halloween issues. If there is ANYONE out there who can help me out, please. I am begging you. My issue is that the foam latex application is normally off-white, so, when you add a color, it's going to be that color PLUS the off-white, changing it's shade. It's the same with my face. So, the application and the makeup on my face are different colors. It's driving me insane.

Here's a little taste of what it will look like when it's done. But, I've got to find a way to fix it.