Harry Potter, 15 Years Later

About two years ago, my friends and I were delving into the deep world of Harry Potter. We tried to imagine what their lives would be like 15 years after the seventh book ended. What we came up with is a treasure trove of inspiration and comic genius. You don't believe me? Look below.



Here's Harry, 15 years since the last book ended. His wife, Ginny Weasley, got a sex change and is now the man she/he has always wanted to be. Because of the harsh realities of live, Harry has gained over 400 lbs and spends most of his time playing World of Warcraft and talking to his Japanese friends on Skype.



Ahh, the good looks and graciousness of Ginny Weasley! As soon as he/she divorced Harry, she...I mean...he went out and got the old "switch-er-roo" operation. Ginny can know be pleased the way he/she has always needed to be pleased. Since she is now a he, they share custody of their first and only child: Tom Riddle.



Harry and Ginny decided to name their son Tom Riddle because Harry thought it would be funny. All the kids make fun of Tom at school, and call him names.

Of course, there are other characters as well. Hermione Granger? has suffered a nervous breakdown and Ronald Weasley has changed his name to Ron Howard the II and now directs porno films. Harry also keeps the Baby Lord Voldemort as a pet and butler, and Harry spends most of his time hanging out with Kermit the Frog or Trya Banks.

So, what do you guys think?