To find a fag hag, one must search for a considerable amount of time. The easiest place to find your match is to seek out the clubs and bars most commonly filled with homosexual men. However, if the club and bar does not spark your interest, please find your fag hag at your nearest college theatre and arts building.
A fag hag must be a woman of exceptional taste. She must enjoy the same things you do, and must give her time and energy to make you happy. The duties of a fag hag vary from city, town, state, and nation. However, all must follow the criteria below:
(1) Be beautiful in mind, body, and spirit.
(2) Be able to dance to Our Lady of Gaga.
(3) Accept you no matter what.
(4) Dress as fashionably as she can.
(5) Enjoy criticizing others personalities and, of course, clothing.
(6) She must set you up with other men.
(7) Have an undying love for chocolate and Channing Tatum.
If your fag hag is able to fulfill all the above criteria, then you've found yourself an exceptional best friend!
If not, please take a look at the photos below. You may be able to find some inspiration as you see the "Real Life Fag Hags of Andy".
Holly G.
Katrina R.
Clarise A.
As you can see, a fag hag is an extraordinary aspect of a homosexual man's life. But, most importantly, a fag hag is a friend; one that will always be there, no matter what.
What other criteria should a fag hag have?
P.S. I love you girls! You are the reason for my existence!
I'm so glad that I didn't end up marrying you! hahahaha, I read the list of requirements and I thought, "Crap...I'm the worst fag hag ever!" I'm glad that you still think that I am amazing! I love you dearest!
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ReplyDeleteI love this. It so funny because my sister was a fag hag for years until she got gayed out. Her best childhood friend was a gay man.
ReplyDeleteYou should listen to the song "Fag Hag" by Lily Allen. It talks about this exact thing and it is now my song for my best friend (aka fag hag) and I. haha.
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