Come fall, I will have two new roommates. That means, random guys will knock on my front door and ask to see what the house looks like. Of course, they are thoroughly impressed with the front room...because I redecorated it. However, there may be a catch.
Two very attractive guys came to look at the house and when they saw the front room and the TV they were like, "Dude, ESPN will be so awesome on this TV!"
I went to the kitchen where a friend of my roommate was. She is awesome and nice. (I love you friend of the roommate!) I said, "Dang...really straight guys are moving in."
Then, she wisely said, "Not everyone is going to be gay, Andy."
You know what? That's so true. I can't expect other roommates to accept me for who I am if I cannot accept them. I always expect others to be okay with me, but if I cannot let them watch ESPN or have their bachelor-male-straight-hit-guys activities, then I am lower than they are.
So, I welcome you, Straight ESPN Soon-to-be Male Roommates. I accept you and your heterosexual vah-jay-jay loving ways...only if you can accept me, too.
Important moral learned there. :)
ReplyDeleteFor serious! I like your friend of a room mate too. She is apparently wise!
ReplyDeleteBut, don't let them take over your tv. It is yours...and new room mates need to know that. You should pee on it!
Haha I like this post. Because not only is it a good moral, but its funny. Va jay jay. hahah.
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