My Fortune

This may seem strange to a lot of you, but I save every fortune that I get from a Fortune Cookie (unless it's really lame).



(1) You'll advance socially without any special effort on your part.
(2) Luck is coming your way.
(3)An unexpected relationship will become permanent.
(4) The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one.
(5) Be broke or be wealthy, but never accept mediocrity.
(6) All things are difficult before they are easy.
(7) Your hard work is about to pay off.
(8)You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself.
(9) Any doubts you may have will disappear early this month.
(10) Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
(11) God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
(12) Good things come in small packages. One is coming to you.

Maybe this mega-fortune is telling me that what the future hold is is something new and exciting! But whatever is written in the stars, this post will be more entertaining if you add "in bed" after every fortune. Especially the last one. Tee-hee.