I'm a pretty honest guy. I'm an open book to anyone who dares wish to read it. Because of this openness, I normally don't think before I speak or write. This can come off as being (1) a meanie (b) a big douchebag or (7) a prideful jerk.
So, in lieu of all these things that I don't do (like stop to think), I have hurt dear friends in the past. Thankfully, all these friends realize that even though I come off as a big jerk, I really am just a guy who doesn't think...and a normal, really nice guy.
I like people. I love being around people. I literally cannot stay in my home for more than 6 hours without having to get out and go do something. Some people like to stay at home and be lazy...I just can't do that. Being social, going places, taking walks...whatever it is, I need to be out and about doing things.
In conclusion, if I ever write anything that is boring, whiny-sounding, lame, retarded, douchelike, jerky, prideful, or arrogant...that's because I just write what I feel and what I say.
I promise, in reality...I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet (if that ever happens).
Ha! Well that's all a farce. Just kidding. :) I soooooo love you Andy. And I'll attest to what you said. You are one of the nicest people I've ever met. I miss living with you so much. It'd be so amazing if we could just relive that time. I wouldn't change a thing. :) Love you so much.
ReplyDeleteI am one of the people that has heard or read most of the douchbaggery things that come out of Andy's mouth. I also like to think that I am one of the people that love him the most for who he is.
ReplyDeleteYou are an awesome sweet guy Andy. I am so glad that I know you so well because then I can repeat all the rude things you say and laugh at you. You are awesome and I love you. Unless you kill a member of my family, or rape an animal, I think I will always be able to forgive you.
Also, don't get a sex change. I would still love you...but I don't think you would make a sexy woman...it is more just practical advice.
Awwww...thanks you guys! I love you so much to! It really is a blessing to have so many awesome friends I can be a douche to! :) But seriously, I love having friends who know who I really am, and not what I appear to be. You guys are fantastic and wonderful and awesome and sexy and fun and super great! Love you!
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