Thursday, October 15, 2009

Nipple Dilemma



Yes. Those are nipples. Male nipples. Don't be alarmed. I just have a huge dilemma!

I run three (3) miles every single day. And I want to stop. It's not the exercise that is turning me off. It's not the sweat. It's not the pain that comes from not stretching, it's the agony that comes from my dang nipples!!!

Who can help me? *sob* Please? I have no idea what to do! This is what is happening if any one is clueless: I run. My nipples rub against the cotton fabric. They hurt. They hurt like heck. They feel like they hurt so much they are bleeding.

Do I glue paper over them? I mean, what? Is there any solution to my problem?

(also, if I get good response, I will post the infamous "Tippy of the Nippy" story)

3 comments:

  1. They make some sort of nipple-bandages you can wear while running. You can buy them at running stores. Or you can just use band-aids or whatever. Protects from the friction. That's all I have to say on the matter. Good luck to your sensitive pink parts.

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  2. How about properly fitting moisture wicking gear. Some might swear by tighter running shirts.

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  3. I wish I would have thought of this when you were here, but I have some nipple tape that Aaron's mom gave me for my wedding...it was if I felt like not wearing a bra under my wedding dress...but I did.
    So I have a little roll that you can have next time I see you...you should try and find a way up here.
    Bring a friend even...I don't even care. I would even clean this time!

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